Much to the chagrin of the man behind the appendage, photographs of his bulge have made the rounds on entertainment websites and tumblr blogs. While his displeasure is understandable, it takes away from the greater point. Jon Hamm needs to stop dressing like a total slut. Next time you go out, try not wearing pants like a whore. Maybe consider a loose, flowing kimono or a pair of MC Hammer-style genie pants. There are thousands of young men across the country who look up to him.
Maybe this kind of salacious pants-wearing fashion is fine for an adult, but what about the children? I for one do not. Really, Jon Hamm got off easy here. With his hog flopping around for the whole world to see, he could have been forced into a car accident by voracious paparazzi like Princess Diana. We all know that photographers lose control when they spot the seductive body of a celebrity. And just by going outside, Jon Hamm was kind of asking for it.
Yeah, I said it. Asking for it. Honestly, what did Jon Hamm think was going to happen? He could have called the police. He could have fought back with physical force. So, obviously, Jon Hamm wanted the attention and was happy he got it. So please, Jon Hamm, stop acting like such a tramp. You left your home wearing snug clothing while being famous, and therefore you lose the right to complain.
You brought this on yourself. Think about it this way. Did Pearl Harbor practically demand to be bombed by splaying itself seductively across the South Pacific? Of course. When bad things happen, it is always the fault of the person they happened to. Was it the photographer who took the picture, or was it the man who presented it like a selection of deli products at a Jewish funeral? I think we all know the answer.
Put that dick under wraps, Hamm, before you make people take pictures of it again. Reblogged this on Genderopoly and commented: Wonderful! Well played Josh Gondelmanβ¦well played. Reblogged this on The Monster's Ink and commented: Here we have edgyheadlines, the expanded version. Reblogged this on thatcrackedblack. If he means his deal with doing a job which makes him famous, I agree that fame pretty much sucks post-Internet. If he means that he is just shocked and appalled that people would be looking at him in an objectifying sexual manner, hey, welcome to what it is like to be a woman, pal.
